Unforgettable relaxation in Pattaya’s BlowJob bars

Do you know the slapstick male joke about the “woman of the future” with the flat head and waist height? The head is so you can put a mug of beer on it, and the height… If you visit blowjob bars in Thailand, then you may have a suspicion that both of these manifestations of erotic fantasy have the same author.

Tourists finding out about blowjob bars in Pattaya, immediately rushed there in order to get an unforgettable relaxation. And if it were only men – single, or who “escaped from the hands of his girlfriends,” the guests are often married couples. Apparently, it’s very erotic to watch your lover give a blow job. You can learn something new. Well, if the orgasm is close, then you can join the industrious Thai – the customs of the institution is not prohibited. The best time to visit the Abode of Debauchery is not too late, at 9 p.m., because then you’ll have a wider choice of oral sex masters and they won’t be too tired.

It is not only our compatriots who are almost officially allowed to give blowjobs in Pattaya. There are a lot of Americans and Germans of retirement age hanging out in these bars, combining the resuscitation of youthful erections with a good beer (read about the types of alcohol sold in Thailand). For Thai women, it’s not a bad way to make money. The point is to remember another sentence: “you suck, but I’m a blowjob artist. The most skilful and skillful ones can earn money for a car in a season and can rent a luxurious apartment. It is a practice to sign up for them several days in advance. But all the other workers also manage to support a whole family quite well.

TYPES OF BLOWJOBS BARS PATTAYA

Not all BlowJob-bars in Pattaya are the same (just in case, remember this designation, so as not to use sign language later). They differ in the level of service (rather shamelessness) and the price of the services provided. To find such establishments, all you have to do is stroll down the streets: Soi, Volkin Street or Beach Road.

New Age

Prices in a blowjob bar Pattaya this class is the lowest. About 600 baht. More of them are at Lolita’s. Approximate route: Soi LK Metro – Soi Diana Inn. The comfort is average, and certainly the “place of the estate” can be frightening at all, as it looks like a dentist’s chair. The Thai carrots work without much imagination, but the quality, especially for the first time, is very good.

Classic Style

Well, a classic is a classic: the comfort level of such BlowJob bars in Pattaya is higher, but it obviously does not reach the level of “luxury”. The Soi Post office is the largest of these places. You will pay 350 baht to the bar itself, and the employee who sits under each table, another 500 baht. If you can’t unzip your fly even after the “liter”, you can ask for a movie XXX. Particularly reverent can go to a private room. You’ll have to pay another 450-500 baht for that.

Easy Style

There is a clear misunderstanding, explained by the Thais’ ignorance of the English language. In fact – this is a luxury establishment with a pleasant atmosphere (leather sofas) and a wide range of beauties with model, by the standards of South-East Asia, looks. You pay the bar 250 baht, the maiden another 500, but to make it almost yours, you have to warm her up with a drink (bought separately). Bars of this class are on the street Soi 6, and in any drinking place on this street you can enter indiscriminately – if you pay well you will get both a drink and a blowjob. If you want to become a connoisseur, go to My Friend You Bar. The girls at this bar are so tongue-in-cheek that “even rain…boil.”

Ladyboy

The concentration of trannies in Thailand is the highest in the world. If this is your “thing” or if you are so drunk that you “don’t care” anymore, then go to Pizzahut after midnight. The guys with boobs will give you such a blowjob in Pattaya that the girls after that will seem like a “parody of the left hand”.